Rajnigiri!! Good ones
1. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth.2.Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…… ……… his heart lost.
3.Rajni enters Big Boss..Next day.."Rajnikant Chahte hai ke Big Boss Confession Room main aaye"
4..Rajnikant can delete RECYCLE BIN!
5.Rajni issued a cheque... the bank bounced!!!
6.Rajni killed the DEAD SEA
7.When Rajni does pushups he is actually pushing the earth down.!
3.Rajni enters Big Boss..Next day.."Rajnikant Chahte hai ke Big Boss Confession Room main aaye"
4..Rajnikant can delete RECYCLE BIN!
5.Rajni issued a cheque... the bank bounced!!!
6.Rajni killed the DEAD SEA
7.When Rajni does pushups he is actually pushing the earth down.!
8.There is no such thing as global warming. Rajnikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
9. Rajnikanth leaves messages before the beep.
9. Rajnikanth leaves messages before the beep.
10. Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
11. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.
11. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.
12. Rajnikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
13. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
14. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
15. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
16. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
17.Rajnikanth can play the violin…… …with a piano.
18.When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.
19. Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
20.When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.
21 A gal lost her virginity Rajni got it back..!
22.Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajnikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
23.The last digit of pi is Rajnikanth. He is the end of all things.
24.Rajnikanth doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge him.
13. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
14. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
15. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
16. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
17.Rajnikanth can play the violin…… …with a piano.
18.When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.
19. Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
20.When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.
21 A gal lost her virginity Rajni got it back..!
22.Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajnikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
23.The last digit of pi is Rajnikanth. He is the end of all things.
24.Rajnikanth doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge him.
25.Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
26. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
27. Rajnikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.
28.Rajnikant can lick his elbows.
29. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
30. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
